â€¦ youâ€™re reading a copy of the News of the World someone left sat on the tube seat and once again you find yourself asking â€œwhy the hell do people read this garbage?â€
â€¦ you have the best, most filling breakfast in ages despite knowing itâ€™s furring your arteries faster than lining them with badger pelt.
â€¦ a chocolate bar costs around 50p and thereâ€™s no excuse like the fact that the shop has to import it in from another country.
â€¦ a bus ride costs a quid.
â€¦ itâ€™s glorious sunshine despite all the news for the last 3 weeks saying itâ€™s been chucking down (happens every time I come home).
â€¦ I can finally top up my mobile without having to contend with a constantly broken website (thanks, Vodafone).
â€¦ I donâ€™t see anyone flying their national flag in their gardens or on buildings any more.
â€¦ the quality of written and English Iâ€™m encountering is worse than that in most of the other countries Iâ€™ve been to for the last 4 months.
â€¦ encountering traffic driving on the left is not unexpected.
â€¦ I can find more than one type of beer in each bar I go to.
… salt ‘n’ vinegar crisps are readily available.