Piemonte, Italy

Another region I’ve seen a lot of recently and one I’d recommend for anyone with a couple of days to spare in the area. And preferably with a car. Don’t walk it like I did…

The region starts over the mountains from Tende in France, and the first town I passed by was Limonette. I didn’t see much, but it looked quite residential. Limone Piemonte, however… lovely place. Definitely a ski resort feel even in summer, the layout and decor is sublime. Little parks, a pedestrian-only area after 7pm with restaurants, pubs and clubs to visit… surrounded by mountains and with friendly people. Try and find the Irish bar with free internet. I normally don’t recommend Irish pubs because they’re all the bloody same, but this one had some of the best bar staff ever, free internet and killer burgers.

Work your way north from here through Vernante with its tourist-aimed Pinocchio fixation. Murals adorn the walls of most buildings and there’s a statue in a park at the north end. The rest of the place is mainly a single street with some lovely old churches and the like on it, but it’s a superb little spot for breakfast or lunch. I hear tell they have a killer fireworks display in mid-August as well.

Cùneo is next up, and it’s a larger place with less character but still some nice sights, such as the fountains and parks. It’s still in sight of the mountains as well, so you can sit and slobber over a delicious ice-cream while drooling over the scenery.

Between here and Torino / Turin are a succession of small towns and villages. A day trip in a car is enough to take them all in. I’d pick Racconigi or Carmagnola as my favourites as they had more to see in them. Courtyards, churches, nice lighting…

As I said, a nice day-trip if you’re in the area. Only an hour or two’s drive from Nice.

More time in Rome than I anticipated…

So what do you in Rome when you’ve seen pretty much everything interesting and it’s too hot to go wandering around all day? Well, I opted for a lie in before checking out as late as possible. I bought my train ticket for the journey to Fiumicino airport (11 Euros for 30 mins, as opposed to 7 Euros for a 2-hour bus ride).

Then I found an internet cafe and spent too long doing not a lot. At least I was cool, which I certainly wouldn’t have been sat on the street watching the day go by. I’d not have another chance to get a shower until I reached Nice, so I didn’t want to get all sweaty sat outside. For lunch I wolfed down a rather tasty kebab. It was on panini bread so was technically an Italian meal!

The hostel re-opened at 4:00 so I collected my bags and walked to the station with an American guy who was heading the same way for a flight to Berlin. When we arrived at the airport, we split up as we were going to different teminals though I couldn’t see my flight listed on the boards at all. Strange, and slightly worrying.

When I arrived at the check-in area – after contacting a helpdesk staffer to find out where I was meant to go as the signposting was pretty poor – I found out why. My 20:00 flight had been put back to 03:00 the next morning. Great.

Stereotypes abounded. Italians screamed (literally) at the check-in staff and anyone else who would listen and then obstructed the desk so that nobody else could move forward; the French sulked but ulimately accepted that nothing could be done, shrugged and moved on; the English (that would be me) asked the girl if she was having a good day and if perhaps I could have a four-star hotel room to sleep in as I waited for the flight – and a hot cup of tea. The girl refused me, but at least told me she preferred dealing with the British than her own countryfolk as they don’t fly off the handle so easily.

Note at this point that I was refused a hotel room. And I also asked how I was to contact my friends in Nice who were supposed to be picking me up. I was advised to use a payphone or one of the coin-operated internet terminals. However, we were offered a meal in one of the restaurants in the departure lounge.

The other options were a full refund (how would I get to Nice now?) or a seat on the 10am flight (how do I know it wouldn’t be delayed and who would pay for my accommodation and transport there and back?). I took the meal and checked in. I mean what other option did I have? I had people in Nice waiting for me, and trying to find accommodation at short notice in Rome would be a nightmare. Plus it would cost me another 22 Euros in return train fares alone.

As per the signs in the airport I asked for written details of my rights as a passenger suffering a delayed flight, but was told by the staff that they didn’t have any. When I got to the boarding gate area, I asked the staff there as well. Nope. No idea what I was after. Fine. So I was uninformed of my rights as a passenger suffering a delay of greater than two hours.

Those who know me, will know I don’t mind complaining and believe me I have complained. Especially when I got to nice and checked EU Regulation (EC) 261/2004 . This states that if a flight moved to the next day, the airline must provide overnight accommodation and pay for transport to and from that accommodation. Also that each passenger should be given two phone calls, faxes or emails free of charge. And that they should be provided with printed copies of these rights on request.

The only thing they got right was to give us the meal. Note that the airline is called Blu-Express and is part of Blue Panorama. Do not use them. Ever. Ever ever ever. All of their flights that night were delayed by at least a couple of hours (nobody else’s were) and we were never given a reason. Avoid. Avoid. Avoid.

Within an hour of me checking in, Delphine SMS’d me to say that my flight time had changed. News to me. There was nothing on the screens to indicate this – in fact the flight still wasn’t on the screens at all. Which was even more worrying. Apparently I was now taking off at 0430, another 90 minute delay.

I went for the free meal which was acceptable but bizarrely involved crossing through passport control and back again. Pretty much everyone in the restaurant was on my flight. We all ended up sat together overnight in the otherwise deserted departure lounge. No tannoy announcements, no staff available on the help points, no answers on the telephone… the airport itself was as bad as the airline we were stuck with.

But finally. 4:30am came round. The other people on my flight “woke” me from my attempted snooze on the concrete floor as a truck arrived with a load of water on it for us. Whoop. And as we watched, the little TV screen over the departure gate changed to 0610. Oh, for crying out loud.

I spent a couple of hours talking to Melvin from Peru. He was stuck here with his wife and three kids, which was going to put a damper on their holiday. The kids were great, though. Oh, of course we talked about football – Peru’s captain plays for Newcastle!

Staff finally started appearing shortly after 6:00. One mad Italian woman went chasing after the first person in an airport uniform she saw to berate them – loudly. They rather rudely just laughed at her, waved her away and turned their backs. Not impressed.

The boarding person for hour gate arrived at almost 6:30. By this time, screaming Italian woman had been on the desk phone to someone in an office (I was told by the blushing guy next to me that what she yelled at him was about as rude as you can get in Italian – go girl) and smashed a nearby computer keyboard on the floor.

I think this is the first flight I have ever been on where I’ve not been polite to the flight attendants or crew. I just ignored them. Hopefully they’ll go away and get jobs with a better airline and this one will collapse, bankrupting the morons who run it.

Tip – Dodge the queues at the Colosseum

Don’t get your Colosseum ticket from the Colosseum. The queues can be huge and the ticket you receive is valid for both the big round thingy and the nearby Palatino… so get your ticket from the latter instead. The queue is rarely longer then five minutes, but make sure you have change as the guy who served me ran out!

Tickets at the time of writing are 11 Euros and if bought before 13:30 are valid at both sites on the same day. If you get the ticket later, they’re valid for one site that day and up to 13:30 the next, so you can do one in the afternoon and the other the next morning.

Rome-ing around

I apologise for that post title, but it had to be done.

A rare occurence this morning as I awoke to the sound of my alarm going off. I normally wake up a good few minutes beforehand. Mind, I don’t normally sleep on an airport floor one night, followed by an evening of sangria-gargling. I’d set the alarm early so that I could hopefully get somewhere near the front of the queue at the Vatican Museums.

Trying not to wake the roomies, I clambered into clothes and grabbed my bag. On the way out, I picked up another breakfast bag from reception and headed for the Metro. There are two stops for the Vatican – Ottaviano “San Pietro” and Cipro “Musei Vaticani”. The former indicates that it’s more for the Basilica end and is there I got off the previous day. Today I disembarked at Cipro and followed the signs for the museum. Well, for a while. Then the signs vanished so I followed my nose and the crowds.

The museums open at 8:45 and I reached the large, imposing wall a little after 8:00. Already the queue stretched out of sight and round a corner. Ah well. I was in the frame of mind to wait now, so I did. Memories of Hoan Kiem Lake in Hanoi came swimming back as little Oriental ladies puttered around trying to sell things to tourists… and then run and hide behind them like panicked hens whenever a police car drove past (Alpha Romeos, naturally – this is Italy).

At around 8:30, the queue started to move with impressive speed. I was glad I’d come early. By 8:50 I was pretty close to the front. Close enough, in fact, to see the sign which said “Guided Tours Only”. And the other queue at the opposite side of the doors for the unguided tourists. Which was roughly 2 1/2 hours long.

Bugger.

You’d think with the wealth of the Catholic church behind it, the Vatican could splash out on a couple of extra flipping signs to let you know what queue you’re about to join. The Metro stations mentioned will take you to one of the queues each – Ottaviano to the lone tourist one, and Cipro to the Guided Tours one. The actual doors are pretty much slap in the middle and that’s where the information telling you which to join is. You won’t see this information unless you arrive stupidly early (I’ve been told 7:00 by some people) so it would help if there was more information. I’m English. I see a queue and I join it. Sometimes even if I don’t have any intention of queueing for anything when I get there. It’s what English people do.

Ah well, it just seemed that I wouldn’t be giving my 12 Euros to the Pope today. I’m sure he could manage without it. I also wasn’t going to fork out the fees requested for a guided tour so I could jump to the other (now almost empty) line. Instead, I pulled out my already-battered tourist map and headed south towards a slightly out-of-town area and some parkland to find some of the other touristy sights and clock up more mileage on my well-worn sandals.

I located the Porta San Pancrazio, Fonte Acana Paolo, Monumento a Garibaldi (nice biscuits) and Faro al Granicolo – a bizarrely-located lighthouse the foot of which was scattered with empty beer bottles and smelled of stale pee. Nice.

From there I worked my way down to the side of the Fiume Tevere (the river which runs through Rome) and strolled along the bank to Isola, popping up the stairs en route to see the Piazza Trilussa and Piazza G. Belli. At Isola – an island in the middle covered with bars and cafes – I crossed to the easterm section of the city and into the area with probably more ruins than any other.

As well as the Sinagoga and the Teatro Marcello with its beautiful 3-column structure standing separate from the rest of the building, I walked past the Arco di Giano and Santa Maria in Cosmedin; the S. Gregorio Magno; the Santi Giovani e Paulo; and the magnificent Arco di Constantino near the entrance to the Palatino.

There’s a separate post for today with a whacking tip in it for you regarding the Colosseum – very useful if you intend to visit it! Wait, don’t go yet – read it when you’re finished this! Patience…

The Palatine Hill and attached Roman Forum take a while to walk around and really reequire a guide or guidebook so you know what you’re looking at. Even the brief notes in the Lonely Planet section are a useful reference as there are very few signs anywhere.

After baking myself in the sun and getting annoyed at selfish tourists who wouldn’t get out of my way when I was wanting to take pictures, I walked across the piazza to what is probably the larget tourist draw in Rome proper – the Colosseum. Scaffolding holds some of the structure up and somehow I expected it to be bigger but it’s still a hugely iconic figure set in a natural “bowl” in the city’s geography.

It took me two minutes to whizz through the left hand “ticket holders only” queue and inside. The arena floor is gone, revealing the network of tunnels and rooms underneath where animails and combatants would have been kept. It’s interesting to see, but a shame as it means you can’t pace the “stage” and pretend to be a Gladiator. Actually, that’s probably for the best.

Very few of the original seating areas are still visible, so you have to use your imagination to picture the scene all those centuries ago. Still, the fact that any of this 2000-year-old structure is still standing is testament to the fact that none of the builders’ descendants went on to work for Wimpey or Barratt Homes.

Back up the hill I found a supermarket close to the hostel and grabbed some cheap pizza, chocolate and milk for lunch. Then I popped my head down for a quick nap… and woke five hours later. The last two nights really caught up!

Another international night on the roof followed with SPaniards, Mexicans, Americans, Aussies, Swiss and myself holding fort for the civilised part of the world. Italian beer and wine were swilled, pizza ciao’d down (see what I did there?) and the sun set before I decided I needed to finish that nap and headed for bed.

Viva Italia!

Unsurprisingly, I woke with a sore back and a numb bottom after far too little sleep. I checked in at around 4:15am onto my WhizzAir flight… eventually. I had to argue with one of the staff that I didn’t have to pay to have my rucksack shrink-wrapped for its own protection. This after she tried to get me to take it through the security baggage check as hand luggage! A slight problem given the two knives, fork, aerosol sprays and so forth that showed up in the X-ray.

We compromised with me removing the sleeping bag and bedrolls (thus actually creating more dangling straps for the machinery to snag on and her saying that I "had been warned". Whatever. I’d made a wild guess that between this rucksack and the last, my luggage has gone through something like 40 flights in the last 16 months. The only problem I’ve had was when jobsworth Israeli guards started jabbing probes into all the damaged seams of my old bag.

Despite this, I was just waiting to see all my luggage pop out of the carousel in Rome item by item like the memory round of The Generation Game. To make matters worse, I was now rather thirsty. None of the water fountains in the airport had any actual water in them. And the cheapest drink I could find was 8.5RON. I only had 6.6RON left on me. So I filled up my water bottle from the tap in the loo.

After an hour or so I was eventually bundled on my my plane and grabbed a window seat. An Italian couple crammed in next to me, the wife holding one of the most beautiful little toddlers I’ve ever seen. As a result, she was spilling over into my seat, but I just didn’t care. This kid was adorable and amazingly well behaved, doing nothing the whole flight but sleep, giggle and look angelic. A shame the same can’t be said of two other children on the flight. One screamed constantly as if terrified – or in pain. His parents ought to get his ears checked in case the pressure change was causing him some discomfort. The other one just cried and wailed until his parents gave him things.

And finally… bump, screech, welcome to Italy – my first ever visit. I landed at Ciampino airport, the "budget" one of Rome’s two which is actually nearer the city. My luggage also arrived in one piece and swiftly off the carousel and I opted to jump onto the express bus into the city for six Euros. There are other options involving buses and Metros which will save you a little money and potentially a lot of time if you’re lucky with the scheduling. The express bus takes an hour, but that’s mainly due to Rome’s notorious traffic.

My hostel was a short, easy walk from Termini past the Basilica de Santa Maria Maggiore – a huge ornate church. Rome has quite a few of these… I checked in and asked where was good for breakfast, at which point I was handed a packed lunch for free! What’s more, it wasn’t bad at all. Two juices (carton and can), crispy red apple, croissant, chocolate roll and two sweeties. Superb.

As I only had three days and Rome’s rather over-indulged itself with touristy niceness, I set off straight away for the Metro in the direction of the Vatican. I wanted to see the Vatican Museums, but this didn’t happen as the queues were simply unreal. I’d hazard a guess at 2 1/2 hours, which I just wasn’t prepared to wait for. Instead, I walked past the end of the queue to the St Peter Basilica. Free to get in and swift queues as a result. The only marginal bottleneck is a perfunctory security check. Have a quick gander at my YouTube video to have an idea of the scale of this thing.

Inside, this is one impressive building – but you won’t see if it your shorts are too short or you’re exposing your shoulders. Think "mosque" and you’re dressed fine. Ornate, enormous and containing the only Michelangelo statue marked with his signature. The Basilica is apparently built on the site where St Peter is buried and a tiled area marks the spot (no "X"’s, Indiana Jones fans). Underneath are the catacombs where past popes are interred. Needless to say, the biggest and brightest memorial is to the fairly recently deceased John Paul II.

You can also climb the dome which apparently offers a tremendous view. However, it costs money and – partly as a result of this – the queue’s huge and slow-moving. In addition, if you don’t know that you have to pay, you won’t find out until you’ve waited ages and you’re at the front where the kiosk is. There’s no indication further back. If you are interested, I believe the prices are EUR4 / EUR7 for stairs/lift.

Like the West Bank of Israel, the Vatican has its own postal system separate from the rest of Italy. As such, I sent a couple of postcards from their post office. This wasn’t just an excuse to stand underneath a fully operational air conditioning unit for fifteen minutes. Honest.

I browsed my Lonely Planet and the huge tourist map I’d been given at the hostel to spot my next tourist destination. I picked on the Pantheon as being one I’d heard of and walked there via the Castel Sant Angelo, the Pont Umberto I and the Piazza Navona. Then I popped into a McD’s to get away from culture for a short while. I guzzled pre-processed flab and artificially flavoured coloured water in the blazing sun. There was no shadow from anywhere as the light was coming right done from above. Ouch.

I then attempted to use the (free) loos in McD’s. First of all I queued for ages as an Asian man washed his hands. And his arms. And did them again. Maybe he thought he had just finished surgery. But, no. He did all this for around two minutes then went into the only cubicle. Good grief. Finally I got in, closed the door, spotted that there was no paper and left again. I didn’t do the whole arm-scrubbing thing.

The Pantheon is a strange building. From outside its huge, plain columns are very imposing. A little decay and damage makes them look all the stronger in a "look at the punishment I can take" kind of way. Inside, it’s all lovingly crafted with a huge domed roof and just looks too clean and modern compared to the outside. In a way it’s like walking into the TARDIS. The old columns are weather beaten while the interior looks like it was just finished off yesterday.

Well, from there to the Area Sacra with its ruins, Chiesa del Gesú, Piazza Colanna, Palazzo Chigi, Temple Adriano (currently being worked on and behind huge curtains), Piazza di Monticitoria… the names trip off the tongue like a fluent waiter reading you the menu in an Italian restaurant. Nothing I’ve ever eaten, however, has looked as awe-inspiring as the Fontana di Trevi (Trevi Fountain).

I can’t repeat the words that almost slipped from my lips as I rounded the corner into this little square and came face to carved face with this masterpiece. I can’t repeat them partly as they’d have been rude and unsuitable for this blog, and partly because as I only almost said them, so technically repetition would be impossible.

Anyway.

The Fountain is beautiful. Bold and incredibly crafted without being gaudy, showy or in bad taste. People loitered around and were chased off from standing on the edges by guards in white hats armed with evil Whistles of Doom ™. They’re probably on full-time patrol since a Milanese tourists took a skinny dip there a couple of years ago (careful – low resolution boobies at that link).

I people watched and relaxed for a while, then refilled my water bottle from one of the countless fountains littering Rome. I don’t know how anyone sells bottled water in this city when cold, clean water is available for free at every other street corner. Even in weather such as today’s, the water was cool and refreshing.

Stoppering my bottle, dunking my cap and slapping it on my head to keep cool I marched ever onwards. Trinita del Monti, Piazza del Popolo, Mausolea Augusta, Ara Paris, Monumento a Vittorio Emmanuelle II, Colonna Traiana, Palazzo delle Esposizioni, Piazza della Repubblicam Teatro dell’ Opera… and finally back to the hostel to complete check-in.

I could describe everything I saw, but this is one of the longest blog postings I’ve done so far so I’m afraid you’ll just have to believe me when I say that they were all pretty damn impressive.

I showered (boy I needed that) and went online for an hour before chatting to a Romanian roomie for a while. Then a walked down the road for an authentic Italian meal – a slice of pizza, sold by the kilogram! Pretty good it was, too.

The hostel does free sangria most nights, so I joined most of the rest of the population up on the roof, guzzling away and chatting. The terrace overlooks the Colosseum if you know what direction to look and we enjoyed the heat, breeze and view as we demolished two tureens of the free booze.

The company and conversation were great and almost every continent was represented with people from – amongst others – Romania, Peru, NZ, Oz, US, UK, Switzerland, Japan, Sweden… At midnight, the terrace closed and we split into a few groups. One of the US guys, the two Swiss girls and myself just walked next door to an Irish bar (apparently the oldest in Rome) and paid a whopping EUR5 each for a pint of Harp. Ow. Still, that being all we’d paid for all night, it was till a cheap evening.

Somehow I managed to stay awake past closing time and chatting-after-closing time despite the long night before. A good day. A long day, but a good day.