Cattle class

OK, Royal Nepal Airlines = urgh. I’m currently in the much comfier surroundings of Kuala Lumpur International Airport awaiting my transfer flight to Perth and I’m so glad I can breathe again. A word if you’re ever going to fly with the Airline (and chances are you will if you’re going in or out of Kathmandu): diet. Heavily.

Simply, I don’t exactly have a lot of spare weight on my bones. Especially right at the moment. I found the seats a tight squeeze, and the skinny woman next to me was half in my seat as well. Also, the food was the stuff of legends – the legends that say airline food is crap. A stale roll, butter that’s straight out of the deep freeze, undercooked food, the most disgusting desert ever… at least he coffee was OK. Which is weird as I don’t like coffee which means coffee-lovers will probably hate it!

Anyway, enough whinging. My body thinks it’s 4:15am and the clock’s telling me it’s 7:00. At least there’s not another timezone between here and Perth. I’ll be there at 16:00 local time, I think. Catch you from Oz!

Always good

Location: Kuala Lumpur International Airport
Reason for posting: free internet

According to all the posters, this place won the award for world’s best airport in its size class recently. It’s the first I’ve been in – including tech-heavy Changi in Singapore – to provide free wireless access throughout. So I thought I’d use it.

And I think my flight is boarding. Eek!

One day stay

My one full day in K-L and there was disappointment to start with – the Petronas Towers are closed to prospective bridge-walkers on a Monday. Grargh. Never mind, there are plenty of other things to do in K-L so I put on my walking shoes (well, my only shoes) and ventured out into the moderately dry outdoors.

My first stop was an errand – I needed to pick up my flight ticket for the next day from the Air India office. I’d located this the night before and walked back round again. After a wait of around 20 minutes (in a nice air-conditioned lobby with comfy seats where I read some of my book) I was told the ticket was already at the airport and I was to collect it from there before my flight in the morning. No problem. I’d just like to say that Air India have been superb so far. They’ve rung the UK to let me (or my parents at least) know where my tickets are. They’ve emailed me a gazillion times (personal emails – not auto things) with updates. Their staff have been polite and helpful – great stuff.

Down the road from their office is the KL Tower (or Menara Kuala Lumpur as it’s also known), the fourth highest radio mast structure thing in the world at 421m. It’s only 20MYR to go up (there’s just short of 7 Ringgits to the pound at the moment, so that’s around £3) so, up I did go to add another “tallest” building to my growing list. The view wasn’t as good as I’d hoped, due to the weather but it’s still an impressive structure. The base of the tower is sat in a protected nature reserve and several free tours a day are offered around here. Unfortunately, as it was about to start chucking it down, I went walking towards a mall instead as I had some mailing to do.

If there’s one thing I learned about Malaysian life today, it’s that a lot of it is spent in queues. I arrived at the post office and took a number from the printer. I was number 3037. They were currently serving 2753. I kid you not. If you ever need to post something in Kuala Lumpur, don’t go to the post office just before lunch unless you’ve packed a picnic. During my wait, I discovered that they don’t sell packaging or envelopes. Thank you to the lady from Wales I was sat next to for that. She kindly directed me to a stationery store on the ground floor and off I walked, knowing that as I was away, my turn would be creeping ever closer.

Half an hour later, I returned to a PO. They were in the low 2900’s. I used some of the time to address my envelope and write out the postcards I’d bought up the tower. Then if dug out my book and read about 40 pages before my number came up.

Then I found out I didn’t have enough cash on me and, like PO’s in the UK, they didn’t take Visa.

Back to the Lower Ground floor and an ATM. With a 20+ person queue at it. And back upstairs. Where I got to queue jump, so that wasn’t too bad.

The rain had really started making an effort now, so I dashed into another mall and located a cinema. This is the second mall I’ve ever heard off with a theme park and roller coaster inside. The other is in Gateshead, back home!

I queued – surprise – and asked for a ticket to Deja Vu… only to find that the last one had gone about three seconds earlier. Argh. So I went to see what else was on, and then queued again to buy a later ticket for the same film.

Overall cost of ticket, 6 chicken nuggets, a large popcorn, large orange juice and packet of M&M’s… £2.40. Whoop! And it was a good film.

Then afterwards, back to the hostel. Thankfully not in pouring rain. Daniel was all over me again (“You can’t go tomorrow! It’ll be boring!”) and we had fun as the electricity kept going out in a spectacular fashion every time the staff tried to plug their new printer in.

And then I did this lot. I should have kept up over the last week. This was far too much work!

There could be a delay until the next post as I’m flying to Delhi tomorrow and don’t know what access will be like. I guess I’ll know soon enough!

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Moving on to Malaysia

 Following on from the previous post, I woke for about the 8th time when Karen was leaving after finishing her night shift. She’s one person I’m really going to miss from Singapore – an utterly delightful lady, great fun, always smiling, generous to a fault and mother to a great-looking 2 year-old! Dylan and Angelo returned around the same time having stuck the festival to the end. Angelo decided he’d just stay awake until early evening and then sleep for a long time.

Purely in a bid to help him stay awake, I suggested going for a walk. I needed some currency, and to pick up some malaria tablets for Hans who’d not had a chance to get any in Qatar. Cash was easy – a quick trip to Sim Lim Square. Leaving without buying a PSP or a Nintendo DS was the tricky part, but I managed it.

Angelo suggested going to the coach station to change the cash, though I didn’t remember there being a money changer there when I’d bought my ticket. There certainly had been one there last year, as Angelo had used it. After 15 minutes of wandering, we concluded that they weren’t actually there any more and walked to Mustafa’s instead.

Mustafa’s is huge. Apparently the guy started many years ago, selling second hand stuff from a dodgy shop. Now he owns two city blocks and has created a massive department store within them. Everything from a money changer to trainers to a supermarket to a restaurant… no beer, though – it’s a Muslim business. We’d gone a couple of nights previous when we had the munchies and I swear I illegally entered Malaysia without mny passport when I was looking for the fruit juice.

 This trip should just have been a quick one. However, as the minutes ticked down to 12:30 and the time I was supposed to be at the bus station with all my luggage, I got stuck behind a guy converting his entire family estate into three different currencies. At least that’s what it seemed like. Gah.

At 12:20 I finally converted my last remaining Singapore Dollars in to Malaysian Ringgits. The Indian populace were then treated to the site of a Phillipino and a Brit sprinting through the midday streets, sweating like two of the proverbial. I dashed into the hostel, said my goodbyes, panicked some more, ran back in to get the stuff I’d forgotten and then speed-walked to the bus station, rather glad I’d shed some luggage recently.

The bus was a very pleasant surprise. We were given a free bottle of water on checkin and the seats were very nice. Footrests that popped up and very reclineable – like a series of LayZ-Boys on four big wheels. I actually slept on public transport – and very well at that. In between naps, I got talking to a French guy and his partner who are living in Kuala Lumpur for a few months. This was their first trip to Singapore – a visa run, basically – and they were enjoying the trip, too.

 The procedure when the bus reaches the bridge connecting Singapore to the Malaysian mainland if a pain, but I suppose necessary. First you have to get off the bus to get your passport stamped as leaving Singapore. Then it’s back on the bus, and over the bridge. Off the bus – taking all your luggage with you – to check into Malaysia. And then back on the same bus again.

I met one guy who’d got off in Singpore and not realised what was going on. He walked over the bridge (a good few kilometres!) and actually ended up in Malaysia, before he twigged that nobody at their end had seen his passport. He doubled back and they were somewhat surprised that he’d managed to do it. It is actually cheaper to get a bus ticket from Singapore to Johor Bahru and then from there to K-L, but it means standing around waiting for another bus and dealing with touts, so I decided to just get the straight journey up.

I’m definitely glad I did. After the stop to go into Malaysia, it was onward and upward – dead easy. The weather closed in a few hundred kilometres north and the rain started. Malaysia’s going through monsoon season and it’s horrendous! Hot, sticky, frequent downpours… not a good first impression! Though if I head back I know it’ll be in the dry season.

Another thing I noticed is that Malay, the language, is like Japanese in that it doesn’t have words for any objects or concepts newer than the last century or so. Instead, they just use a “Pidgin” version of the word. As an example, you may need to get around on a “bas” or in a “teksi” if you don’t own a “motosikle”, for which you’ll need “insurans” the cost of which could be affected by your “poscod” district.

 Not all Malay is this easy to follow, however. I’ll be sticking to my Vietnamese teach-yourself CD.

I arrived in Kuala Lumpur at around 19:30 and waved goodbye to my French companions. I was expecting a hoard of touts, trying to convince me to stay in their hostel as I’d been warned about this, but I guess the rain was keeping them at home. I had one man ask if I wanted a taxi (I didn’t) and that was my lot. I walked to the hostel in about fifteen minutes. I’m staying at The Green Hut, recommended by Dylan at the Inn Crowd. I got a great welcome, directions to a gazillion places in the area, and gave up 40MYR in key deposits.

After dumping my stuff and having a quick chat with a Dutch girl in the bunk opposite, I went for a quick walk and some food. KFCs are prevalent here, and I decided to get my “one KFC per country” obligation out of the way quickly with a Zinger MAXX meal – which wasn’t as zingy as I hoped. The McSpicy I’d become addicted to in Singapore was way burnier.

Nighttime is a great time to wander around Kuala Lumpur. Most of the shops are open till 10pm or later, food’s available round the clock and the Petronas Towers are just mindblowing. They are the single most astoundingly beautiful modern architectural creations I have ever seen. They simply glow in the lights. I’m quite pleased with my pics of them, but they have to be seen “live” if you’re ever over here.

Back at the hostel I managed to get online (when I wasn’t loaning my laptop to Daniel – a 6 year-old Linkin Park fan who seems to be fuelled on Lucozade and e-numbers) and then crashed for the evening. My bunk was a little wobbly, but I slept OK. I guess 2 hours’ or so sleep a night isn’t enough. You have to catch up on it sometime. Posted by Picasa